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Offline AllenF

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Retarded Grandparents
« on: September 23, 2010, 08:53:32 PM »
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.   They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded ad they moved to Arizona.  Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.  They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all ok now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.  There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.  He watches all day so nobody gets out.  Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody cooks there, they just eat out.  And, they eat the same thing every night.  They eat early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.   The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.   Then I will let the people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

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Re: Retarded Grandparents
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 10:03:36 PM »
Thats awsume! :-D :-D
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Re: Retarded Grandparents
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2010, 10:20:15 PM »
I can relate to that. I've been retarded for 3 years. "Some say much longer".
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Retarded Grandparents
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 10:09:13 AM »
Now that was just retarded  :-D
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Re: Retarded Grandparents
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 09:36:57 PM »
 :-D

 

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