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Galactic Bee
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Location: Randleman, NC

« on: August 08, 2010, 10:15:31 PM »

Subject: the sneeze

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in
the first class section of an airplane.  The woman
sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds.


The man went back to reading his book.  A few minutes
later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped
her nose, then shuddered violently once more.


Although assuming the woman might have a cold, the man
was still curious about the shuddering.  A few minutes
passed when the woman sneezed yet again.  As before
she takes a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking
even more than before.


Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to
the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that
you have sneezed three times, wiped your nose, and
then shuddered violently.  Are you OK?"


The woman replied, "I am sorry if I disturbed you.  I
have a rare medical condition.  Whenever I sneeze, I
have an orgasm."


The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still
curious.  "I have never heard of that condition
before", he said.  "Are you taking anything for it?"


The woman nodded.  "Black Pepper."


"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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Location: Hiram, Georgia

« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2010, 11:35:23 AM »

Work it girl.
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