You'd think they would try harder.....

[Jerrymac]

..... To at least get the English correct in the scams. Got this by Email....

From the Desk Of
Mrs. Jenny William
Tell:+234-812-3182-245
Secretary to the
Senate Presidency
 
Attn: Beneficiary,
We have this on 24th day of Junly,2010 received a payment credit instruction from the federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.
This is to notify you that your funds has been programmed for  immediate release into your nominated account but we can not transfer this funds direct to your nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.
Be informed that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through diplomatic services has been made; note that your funds have been package like a consignment.
 
Be informed also that the Diplomatic Agency has to move down to your Country in order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep. Note that as soon as the Diplomatic arrive your Country they will give you a call immediately to enable you help them to get (Yellow Tag Paper and the clearance of that consignment of your funds).
You have to help the diplomats to get (yellow Tag Paper/ the clearance of that consignment) so that the customs and immigration will not stop them in Airport, for security reason you are advice to follow the rules and regulation of the diplomats for easy collection of the consignment, you have to welcome the diplomatic agent, to enable them deliver the Consignment to you immediately, be inform that as soon as the diplomatic obtain the above name certificate they will deliver the consignment to your doorstep.
Get back to me with the below information
Your Full Name:...................
Your Complete Address:............
Country:..........................
Mobile Number:....................
Sex/Age/Marital Status:...........
Occupation:......................
CONGRATULATIONS!
Mrs. Jenny William
Tell:+234-812-3182-245
Email: mrsjenn001@hotmail.com
Secretary to the
Senate Presidency

[AllenF]

Did you at least call the number to see when your check was coming?

[Jerrymac]

Well no. My name isn't Beneficiary so I figured it wasn't me 

[Storm]

This is an old scam.  You might want to forward this to the BBB so they can track down the current scam artists.

[Jerrymac]

I get these things all the time. Mostly I just delete them, but some I will read them to see just how stupid they think some people are. This one is so full of mistakes I thought it was laughable.