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Offline Sparky

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Post Turtle
« on: July 19, 2010, 10:40:08 PM »
Post Turtle
YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE ......







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While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked,

What's a "Post Turtle?"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there in the first place."

 


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Re: Post Turtle
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2010, 10:55:33 PM »
Now that's funny.

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Re: Post Turtle
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2010, 11:43:53 PM »
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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Re: Post Turtle
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 05:58:38 PM »
That just about sums it up, Sparky  :-D

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Re: Post Turtle
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 06:06:46 PM »
hahah cool pic too. Looks like that turtle is paddling out in the surf and ready to hang ten.

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Re: Post Turtle
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 06:18:13 PM »
I had dreams last night about that poor turtle on that fence post.

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Re: Post Turtle
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 06:30:55 PM »
i know that turtle.  his name is Peter and he has a principle named after him.

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Re: Post Turtle
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2010, 12:01:48 PM »
The turtles life is bad enough, now you have to go and compare him to Obama?
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