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Galactic Bee
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Location: Randleman, NC

« on: July 13, 2010, 05:35:52 PM »

A sexy blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. 

          The sign says:

Only $20 each!
  Comes with 'complete' instructions.

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers
softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
  As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'
  The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
  As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
  1. Take a shower.
  2. Splash on some nice perfume.
  3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
  4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do
what he has been trained to do.
  She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens!

The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the
instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.'
  So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man
is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The darn frog just SITS there!'
  The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:





I'm only going to show you how to do this

  ONE ... MORE .... TIME!!!'

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
Galactic Bee
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Location: Hiram, Georgia

« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2010, 09:42:21 PM »

I wonder if the pay is any good at being a frog trainer?
Queen Bee
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Location: concord, tn

« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 05:58:01 AM »

I don't know about the pay but the benefits are great.

see my swarms and cut outs at

those hot bees will have you steppin and a fetchin like your heads on fire and your @ss is a catchin!!!

Bees will be bees and do as they please!
Field Bee
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Location: Chicago IL

« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2010, 08:53:03 AM »

LOL, I have never heard this one... It was great. evil

Semper Fi to all my brothers out there
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Location: Ivor,Virginia

« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2010, 09:51:31 PM »

LOL..My wife suggested several years ago that I start a business called "Rent-a-husband."

I asked if she were really sure she wanted me to do that... grin
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