A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church
one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where
he met a little girl coming from the other direction.*
*'Hello,' said the little boy*
*'Hi,' replied the little girl.
'Where are you going?' asked the little boy.
'I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way
home,' answered the little girl.
'I'm also on my way home from church. Which church do
you go to?' asked the little boy.
'I go to the Catholic church back down the road,'
replied the little girl. 'What about you? '*
*'I go to the Baptist church back at the top of the
hill,' replied the little boy.*
They discover that they are both going the same way so they
decided that they'd walk together.*
They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had
partially flooded the road, so there was no way that they
could get across to the other side without getting wet.*
'If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my Mom's going to skin me
alive,' said the little girl.*
'My Mom'll tan my hide, too, if I get my new Sunday suit
wet,' replied the little boy.*
'I'll tell you what I think I'll do,' said the little girl.
'I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my
head and wade across.'*
'That's a good idea,'replied the little boy. 'I'm going to
do the same thing with my suit.'*
*So they both undressed and waded across to the other side
without getting their clothes wet. They were standing there
in the sun waiting to drip dry before putting their clothes
back on, when the little boy finally remarked:
**'You know, I never realized before just how much
difference there really is between a*
*CATHOLIC **and a **BAPTIST!!!'*