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Irwin
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« on: July 30, 2010, 11:21:23 AM »

         John's Chicken Farm

        John was in the egg business. He had several hundred young
        layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize
        them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into
        the soup pot and was replaced.

        This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and
        attached them to his roosters. Each  bell had a different tone,
        so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
        Now,  he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
        report by just listening to the bells.

        John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but
        this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all! When he
        went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
         pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
        coming, would run for cover.

        To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without
        work, he had his bell in his beak,  so it couldn't ring. He'd
        sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

        John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County
        Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

        The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell
        Piece Prize but they also awarded  him the Pulletsurprise as well.

        Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a politician could
        figure out how to win two of the  most highly coveted awards on
        our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and
        screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

        Vote carefully next fall, the bells are not always audible.

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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 03:15:52 PM »

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