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Offline BoBn

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A Divorce
« on: July 07, 2010, 02:22:27 PM »
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
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Offline G3farms

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Re: a Divorce
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 04:57:09 PM »
And then the lawyer took the case since the poor man had so much to loose.
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Re: a Divorce
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 11:58:45 AM »
And then the lawyer took the case since the poor man had so much to loose.

No not much to loose. The wife was a short skinny thing.
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