Ah Yes....the spirit of youth, doing the "I double dare ya!" and the hormones of showing off for the crowd.
For the record....I have my hives tipped over on a regular basis. Usually happens on Friday and Saturday nights, at remote yards, requiring me to leave for several hours. Since after helping me (the landowner as I call her. I mean him...ok not that way either....the person helping me), I can not turn down the offer of a cold one, and the trip may last well into the next morning. Wife always asks me why it seems to happen on Friday and Saturdays. I just say those are the nights the young people go out and have fun.
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