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Offline meade kampe

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The Oil Spill is Solved!!!
« on: June 11, 2010, 03:04:12 AM »
Yes, the oil spill is solved!  They placed a giant wedding ring over it, and it quit putting out altogether!

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Re: The Oil Spill is Solved!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2010, 12:25:58 PM »
BP says the leak has been contained.  Unfortunately, the container is the Gulf of Mexico.

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Re: The Oil Spill is Solved!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2010, 01:46:48 PM »

Funny video...there is a bit of language, though....

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Outta Gas
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2010, 01:57:47 PM »
        A woman was driving down the road and ran out of gas.
 Just at that moment, a bee flew in her window.

        The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

        'I'm out of gas,' the woman replied.

        The bee told the woman to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the woman watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to her car and into the gas tank.
 After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

        'Try it now,' said one bee.

        The woman turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
'Wow!' the woman exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

        The bee answered, BP