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Offline scoobee

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elderly newlyweds
« on: June 10, 2010, 10:01:45 PM »
An elderly couple just got married, they left the church and got in there car to leave on their honeymoon. As the new groom was driving down the road the bride sat next to him and was very quiet. The groom noticed her somber mood and asked if she was alright. She sat there for several minutes very quiet and then looked up at him and said with a quiet voice, " Honey, I have to tell you something."  He put his arm around her and said, " Honey, you can tell me anything." She stated to him, "I've got acute Angina". He looked at her and said, " well, darn honey, you got to have something, you sure don't have no breasts."