I would just love to see pictures, especially of your swollen up mouth!

Good catch and glad you didn't pass out!
On a side note I actually did get security clearance to fool with bees in a light post during W's administration. I'm not kidding in the slightest, a judge had worked all day she claimed securing clearance and the secret service was informed that this may take place.
It was in Lafayette Square in New Orleans.
I told the judge I was not about to put the president at risk and take the chance at being tackled by the secret service. Because of the scope of the job, they decided to hold the meeting elsewhere.
Now how about some pics?
...JP