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Offline beee farmer

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Bee in the Barn
« on: May 21, 2010, 01:17:18 AM »
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bee flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bee flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bee squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
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Offline AllenF

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Re: Bee in the Barn
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 12:00:31 PM »
That's cute.  I wonder what the cow thought about it.

Offline luvin honey

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Re: Bee in the Barn
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 11:27:19 PM »
Groan.... That one is sure corny :)
The pedigree of honey
Does not concern the bee;
A clover, any time, to him
Is aristocracy.
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Offline Yappy

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Re: Bee in the Barn
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2010, 02:02:04 PM »
Perfect, for telling the grandson!

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Re: Bee in the Barn
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 01:22:34 PM »
Milk and honey , ya-aaa !  Good one !     ---Burl---
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