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« on: May 21, 2010, 12:17:18 AM »

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bee flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bee flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bee squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 11:00:31 AM »

That's cute.  I wonder what the cow thought about it.
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 10:27:19 PM »

Groan.... That one is sure corny Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2010, 01:02:04 PM »

Perfect, for telling the grandson!
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 12:22:34 PM »

Milk and honey , ya-aaa !  Good one !     ---Burl---
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