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Bee in the Barn
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May 21, 2010, 12:17:18 AM »
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bee flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bee flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bee squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
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That's cute. I wonder what the cow thought about it.
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Groan.... That one is sure corny
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Perfect, for telling the grandson!
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Milk and honey , ya-aaa ! Good one ! ---Burl---
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