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Offline hankdog1

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Yet Another Blonde Joke
« on: May 19, 2010, 08:13:16 PM »
A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they Don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been Buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the Pharmacist..

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist Who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........

" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"
Take me to the land of milk and honey!!!

Offline iddee

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Re: Yet Another Blonde Joke
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 09:11:31 PM »
Maybe it works both ways.  :?   :?
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Yet Another Blonde Joke
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 12:11:00 AM »
OUCH!!!     :shock:
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do"  Benjamin Franklin

Offline AllenF

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Re: Yet Another Blonde Joke
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2010, 09:22:02 PM »
Yeah, OUCH!