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Offline iddee

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« on: May 02, 2010, 05:53:16 PM »
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!'


He tells her,'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,' "What massive calves you have!'

The body builder tells her, That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the
apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline Sparky

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Re: Dynamite
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 09:07:40 PM »
 :lau: :lau: :cheer: That's funny, I don't care who you are !!! As Larry says.