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March 15, 2010, 03:06:16 PM »
A Man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. ; You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This
is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
The Man, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well. . You started it!'
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
*Shel Silverstein*
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This tickled me greatly, thanks!
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