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Offline Somerford

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loving husband
« on: March 31, 2010, 09:11:33 AM »
saw this elsewhere today and it made me chuckle !

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,
when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't
in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down
over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed
gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he
proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion
of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then
suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said, 'I found the remote'.
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Offline hardwood

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Re: loving husband
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 05:33:55 PM »
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Offline Highlandsfreedom

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Re: loving husband
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 10:29:01 PM »
Oh thats rich..... :mrgreen:
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Offline Jahjude

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Re: loving husband
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 03:07:35 AM »
Yeah,obviously she was just laying there like a log and waiting rite :evil:
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