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iddee
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How to tell the sex of a fly.
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March 20, 2010, 09:53:12 PM »
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?'
She asked.
'Hunting Flies'
He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked...
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone'
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
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Re: How to tell the sex of a fly.
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March 20, 2010, 10:53:59 PM »
Thats a good one Iddee,
I don't know how you know so many good jokes.
I can never remember a joke to retell one.
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I just copy/paste from the 10 or 20 emails I get daily.
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