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Author Topic: How to tell the sex of a fly.  (Read 749 times)
iddee
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« on: March 20, 2010, 09:53:12 PM »

A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking  around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She  asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. !  Killing any?'
She asked...

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,'  he replied.




Intrigued,  she asked.
'How  can you tell them apart?'

He  responded,
'3  were on a beer can,
2  were on the  phone'
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 10:53:59 PM »

Thats a good one Iddee, grin I don't know how you know so many good jokes.
I can never remember a joke to retell one.
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2010, 09:05:09 AM »

I just copy/paste from the 10 or 20 emails I get daily.  Smiley
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