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Offline iddee

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How to tell the sex of a fly.
« on: March 20, 2010, 10:53:12 PM »
A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking  around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She  asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. !  Killing any?'
She asked...

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,'  he replied.




Intrigued,  she asked.
'How  can you tell them apart?'

He  responded,
'3  were on a beer can,
2  were on the  phone'
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: How to tell the sex of a fly.
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 11:53:59 PM »
Thats a good one Iddee, :-D I don't know how you know so many good jokes.
I can never remember a joke to retell one.

Offline iddee

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Re: How to tell the sex of a fly.
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2010, 10:05:09 AM »
I just copy/paste from the 10 or 20 emails I get daily.  :)
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

 

anything