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« on: March 14, 2010, 01:45:10 PM »
 



Murphy's' old lady had been  pregnant for some time and now the time had
come.

He brought her to the  doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey,
Murph! You just had you a son,!


'Ain't dat grand, !!' Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor
spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't  finished  yet, !'

The doctor then delivered a little girl.

He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a  daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil
ting, too....'

Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we
aint got done yet, !'

The doctor then delivered another boy and said,  Murph, you just had
yourself another boy, !'


Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem  babies,?'

The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that
happened during  conception.'

Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'

When Murph and his wife went home with their three  children, he sat down
with his wife and said,

'Mama, you remember dat night  that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use
dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'


She said, 'Yeah, I  remember dat night...'

Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ......it's a good ting we didn't use WD-40.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*