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« on: March 08, 2010, 04:59:02 PM »

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.*
 
*The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"  The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."*
 
*The Taliban shouted,** **"Idiot! I do not need an over-priced Jewish tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"*
 
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.  If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."*
 
*Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.*
 
*Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said........"Your brother won't let me in without a tie!"*
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 05:06:56 PM »

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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 06:27:55 PM »

 lau lau applause
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM »

LOL!!!!!!   grin
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 08:18:25 PM »

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