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Rabbitdog
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Location: Lynchburg, VA


« on: May 02, 2005, 03:10:50 PM »

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're
getting Married?" "Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

"Because she can still drive!"
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"Born Po, Die Po" ........ just need to feed myself in between!
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