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Offline beecanbee

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Housework
« on: February 22, 2010, 12:04:13 AM »

Housework was her job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer.  Dinner was on the stove, and the table was set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Charles had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do the housework were too tired to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her Red Hat friends all about it.  'We had a great dinner. Charles even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

'Oh, that.......... Charles was too tired.'
Paul

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