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Author Topic: The ladies are gonna kill me over this one.  (Read 1468 times)
iddee
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« on: January 26, 2010, 05:51:13 PM »

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.   
Doctor: "What happened?"   
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."   
   
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that..  When your husband comes home drunk,

 just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it.  Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.   
   
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!  Every time my husband came home drunk,

 I gargled with sweet tea.  I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"   


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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 06:18:22 PM »

consider yourself killed  evil butt kick
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2010, 10:14:59 AM »

It's been nice knowing you iddee grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2010, 10:56:57 AM »

While I am warrior without fear of death, even I won't volunteer to protect you on this one.  I don't think the Marines would be able to save  you from the ladies now.  I will pray for you.... grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2010, 12:24:07 PM »

 tongue tongue tongue jail
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 06:40:51 PM »

We WILL miss ya though. Cry
Or as my 90yr old grandmother said as she looked into her fathers casket "Don't he look natural." bee bee bee
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 01:02:37 AM »

Refraining from statements, comments and antidotes like that has managed to keep me married for nearly 30 years to the same lady.
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2010, 10:37:14 PM »

My wife and I have the perfect solution for an enduring marriage (38 yesrs this month); When one of us talks, the other doesn't listen.
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