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The pharmacist’s assistant
« on: January 24, 2010, 08:49:49 PM »

The Pharmacist walks to the counter after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.

 "What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant

 "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him some laxatives" replied the assistant.

 "You bloody idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"

 "Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too scared to cough"
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