Welcome, Guest

Author Topic: Phunny Joke  (Read 696 times)

Offline zzen01

  • House Bee
  • **
  • Posts: 104
  • Gender: Male
Phunny Joke
« on: January 21, 2010, 01:43:53 PM »
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.