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Offline Sparky

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Leather Dresses
« on: January 19, 2010, 09:20:31 PM »
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?


 


 

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???


Ever wonder why?



 

 

It's because she smells like a new Truck.


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Re: Leather Dresses
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 10:01:16 PM »
well i guess i'll have to take her cause i can't afford a new truck   :lau: :lau: :lau:
Take me to the land of milk and honey!!!

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Re: Leather Dresses
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 08:40:03 AM »
I'll bet the truck would be cheaper in the long run and less maintenance  :-D
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Re: Leather Dresses
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2010, 02:41:57 PM »
rast i'm crossing my fingers that she might be a sugar momma but knowing my luck your probably right  :-D
Take me to the land of milk and honey!!!

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Re: Leather Dresses
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2010, 05:41:57 PM »
Well, if you're in my truck keep your hands off the upholstery.  he...he...

And I always thought it was because the leather brought out our animal instincts.
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