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Sparky
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« on: January 19, 2010, 08:20:31 PM »

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?


 


 

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???


Ever wonder why?



 

 

It's because she smells like a new Truck.

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 09:01:16 PM »

well i guess i'll have to take her cause i can't afford a new truck   lau lau lau
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 07:40:03 AM »

I'll bet the truck would be cheaper in the long run and less maintenance  grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2010, 01:41:57 PM »

rast i'm crossing my fingers that she might be a sugar momma but knowing my luck your probably right  grin
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I really look like this, just ask Cindi.


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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2010, 04:41:57 PM »

Well, if you're in my truck keep your hands off the upholstery.  he...he...

And I always thought it was because the leather brought out our animal instincts.
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