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Sparky
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« on: January 09, 2010, 11:09:35 AM »

A firefighter was working on the engine  outside the

          Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in

          a little red wagon with  little ladders hung off the sides,

          And a garden hose tightly coiled in  the middle.



          The girl was wearing  a firefighters helmet.



          The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her  cat.



          The firefighter walked over  to take a closer  look.'That

          Sure is a nice fire truck,' the  firefighter said with admiration.'



          Thanks,' the girl  replied.The  firefighter looked a little closer..

          The girl had  tied the wagon to her  dog's collar and to the cat's

          Testicles.



          'Little partner,' the firefighter  said, 'I don't  want to tell you how

          To run your rig,  but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's

          Collar, I think you could go faster.



          ' The little girl  replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but

          Then I  wouldn't have a siren.'

 

 
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 12:38:52 PM »

LOL I take it back JP isn't the sick one.  Your one sick puppy Sparky. evil
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2010, 01:09:00 PM »

Hey...cats ARE good for something!!  grin
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