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Author Topic: A 2009 Christmas Carol  (Read 836 times)
John Lee Pettimore
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« on: December 24, 2009, 08:17:53 AM »

*an older man with a festive Christmas sweater walks in*

Hello, I'm Bing Crosby. Ya know, Christmas is my favorite time of year. The decorations, the joy on children's faces, the love of friends and family... all wonderful examples of this holiday season. In light of these things, and more recent events, I would like to share a new version of the holiday classic, "Little Drummer Boy."

*cues music*

Come, they told me, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
I bring you hope and change, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
I値l hike the deficit, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
But I知 no Socialist, Ba-rack O-ba-ma, Ba-rack O-ba-ma, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
You値l see things my way, A-mer-i-ca,
When I知 done.

I値l close Gitmo, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
And have trans-par-en-cy, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
I知 friends with Harry Reid, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
And Nancy Pe-lo-si, Ba-rack O-ba-ma, Ba-rack O-ba-ma, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
We値l change health care, too, A-mer-i-ca,
Because we池e dumb.

Teleprompter, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
The TV screen went blank, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
I don稚 know what to say, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
Ah, err, um, a-hem, eh?, Ba-rack O-ba-ma, Ba-rack O-ba-ma, Ba-rack O-ba-ma
Now, the screen痴 back on, A-mer-i-ca
So, I値l drone on.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Smiley

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams.

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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2009, 07:35:20 AM »

Scariest Christmas carol I ever heard!! shocked
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