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Offline hankdog1

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WHY MEN NEVER GET DEPRESSED
« on: December 22, 2009, 12:14:10 PM »
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures.
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.... You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase... You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can do your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
Take me to the land of milk and honey!!!

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Re: WHY MEN NEVER GET DEPRESSED
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 02:02:05 PM »
Too funny!!!!!!!!!! and SPOT on ! :-D

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Offline Sparky

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Re: WHY MEN NEVER GET DEPRESSED
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 09:41:34 PM »
IT'S ALL GOOD !!hankdog1  :lau: :lau: :lau:

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Re: WHY MEN NEVER GET DEPRESSED
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 04:28:12 AM »
Great stuff....

A few more….

You don’t need to bend down to open or close the lid, unless you want to…

You can read a map, and are just as happy to ignore it…
You never need to ask directions…
You frequently explore new territory…

You have a selective filter for hearing – attuned for some, and detuned for one…
Paul

“I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson

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Re: WHY MEN NEVER GET DEPRESSED
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2009, 09:37:42 AM »
 :-D

 

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