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A living will
« on: December 21, 2009, 12:18:11 AM »
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, please just pull the plug." 

With that, his wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

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