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« on: December 20, 2009, 11:17:15 PM »

A blond gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.

She rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy Mommy, Aunt Shirley is hiding in the closet & she has no clothes on"

The blond slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.  She rips open the closet door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You inconsiderate louse', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
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