A smart little old lady

[beecanbee]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags. One bag had a hole in it and $20 bills were flying out of it.

A policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, you're losing a lot of bills from that bag."

"Darnd!" she said, "Thanks for the warning. I'll go back and pick them up."

"Hold on there! Where'd all that money come from? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no," she said. "My yard backs up on the stadium parking lot and, during tailgate parties, a lot of guys use my flower beds as bathrooms. So I stand behind a bush with my electric hedge clipper and when one is in mid-stream, I fire up the trimmer and say: '$20 or off it comes!'"

"Wow. Good idea!" laughed the cop. "But what's in the other bag?"

"Well," said the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!"

[kathyp]

 

[hankdog1]

Wonder when Mike Rowe is gonna visit her for another episode of dirty jobs?   

[lenape13]

Nothing like the free enterprise system.   

[KD4MOJ]

Wonder when Mike Rowe is gonna visit her for another episode of dirty jobs?   

  Speak of Rowe, tonight on "Dirty Jobs", the episode will be on "Worm Gruntin" in Sopchoppy FL (Tupelo honey fame)  just south of here. Seems normal to us but to other folks, $^*??


...DOUG