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Little old ladies
« on: December 08, 2009, 01:52:55 PM »
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,'  she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand  sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,  then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five  minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked. 

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' 

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are  always working!)

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Little old ladies
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 06:13:07 PM »
LOL