Need Bees Removed?
International
Beekeeping Forums
July 29, 2014, 02:29:47 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: ATTENTION ALL NEW MEMBERS
PLEASE READ THIS OR YOUR ACCOUNT MAY BE DELETED - CLICK HERE
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar bee removal Login Register Chat  

Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Little old ladies  (Read 713 times)
iddee
Galactic Bee
******
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5908

Location: Randleman, NC


« on: December 08, 2009, 12:52:55 PM »

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,'  she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand  sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,  then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five  minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked. 

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' 

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are  always working!)

Logged

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
1reb
Super Bee
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1698

Location: Warren,Arkansas


« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 05:13:07 PM »

LOL
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Beemaster's Beekeeping Ring
Previous | Home | Join | Random | Next
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines | Sitemap Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.534 seconds with 21 queries.

Google visited last this page July 28, 2014, 09:11:57 AM