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« on: December 06, 2009, 06:25:58 PM »


1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
* Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
* Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
* They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
* You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
* Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
* Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
* A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
* Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
* Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
* Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
* Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
* Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
* A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
* Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
* Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
* Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
* Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
* Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
* The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
* Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
* A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
* Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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John Lee Pettimore
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2009, 06:30:07 PM »

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
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"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams.

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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 05:48:57 AM »

A real oldie !!!
 What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep.


Wooly jumpers of course.
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Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2009, 11:39:57 AM »

Q.  If atheletes get atheletes foot  ,  what do astronauts get ??




A.    Missle-toe !

                                    -Burl- a good kiss can put me into orbit .
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Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2009, 01:03:08 AM »

why don't mosquitos bite clowns?
They taste funny.

 What do you do when you see a space man?
You park man.

 Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
It's to cold out tide.

 If your an American before you go to the bathroom and an American when you get out what are you when your in there?
European of course.

  Why didn't the melon and carrot run off and get married?
the melon cantalope.

 If a carrot and lettuce have a race who would win?
The lettuce its a head.

What kind of lettuce was served on the titanic?
 Iceburg.

2 nuns a priest, rabbii ,6 penguins and a donkey walk into a bar the bartender looks up and says what is this a joke?

 Sorry I'm a clown these came out before I could stop.
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You don't need a parachute to sky dive.... you do how ever need one to sky dive twice.
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2009, 01:17:33 AM »

 lau lau lau lau lau
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 10:06:53 AM »

How do you kill a circus?

Go straight for the jugular.
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