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Offline John Lee Pettimore

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At the Pearly Gates
« on: December 04, 2009, 03:02:04 PM »
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."
"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams.

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Re: At the Pearly Gates
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 08:57:27 PM »
Very very funny :lau: :lau: :lau:

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Re: At the Pearly Gates
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2009, 12:28:54 AM »