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Offline TwT

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Tiger Woods
« on: December 02, 2009, 09:58:46 PM »
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 350yards.

Tiger wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.

Why didn’t Tiger want to talk to the cops? He wanted to improve his lie.

I left work and drove home without hitting a tree. This clearly means I can out drive Tiger. *rimshot*

After investigation of the Escalade, it was proven that the steering system failed. Once again, Tiger can blame his loss on his.......Caddie!!!!






Tiger and Elin just released their 2009 Christmas Card.


THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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Offline John Lee Pettimore

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 10:55:16 PM »
Outstanding! Mrs. Pettimore (and I) are big Tiger fans...
« Last Edit: December 03, 2009, 01:20:26 PM by John Lee Pettimore »
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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 12:38:50 PM »
What does a tiger and a baby seal have in common?

Both are being clubbed by Norwegians

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 01:06:32 PM »
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 10:02:05 PM »
LMAO

Offline Mason

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 11:50:56 AM »
Did you hear that Tiger is changing his name to "Cheetah"?
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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 12:37:39 PM »
We should start a survey.  Should he now be known as:

1  Cheetah Woods

2  Lion Woods
 
3  (insert name here)


Offline John Lee Pettimore

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 01:47:54 PM »
We should start a survey.  Should he now be known as:

1  Cheetah Woods

2  Lion Woods
 
3  (insert name here)



3 Bill Clinton
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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 04:41:57 PM »
Did you hear that Tiger Woods crashed his car all the way through his neighborhood?

Isn't he half Asian...............
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