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Offline beecanbee

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Little girl visits Grandpa in the hospital
« on: November 29, 2009, 09:45:01 PM »

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ...

"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Grandpa, Please Oh Please make a noise like a frog - ..............

.....................because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland !"

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Re: Little girl visits Grandpa in the hospital
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 12:02:41 AM »