-you spend more money on beekeeping supplies than your spouse
-you spell be as "bee" most of the time, and usually don't even realize it
-you can identify most flying insects within 30 feet
-you add your own honey to cherrios, because you refuse to buy the honey "O"s
-you have ever had sticky door knobs, keys, etc and didn't think anything of it
-you actually look forward to the first beesting of the year
-you lay awake at night hoping that the weather will be good enough for a hive inspection tomorrow & then call in sick from work if it is!
-you have seen the "Bee Movie" and were disgusted by all the incorrect information
-your kids have spent hours in the garage as forced labor turning your old hand extractor
-your kids know how to light a smoker, what to put in it & how to "smoke" and you are proud
-you hear someone say "drag queen" and it makes you remember to check in on that one hive
-your idea of a fun afternoon is a lawn chair parked out by your hives
-you have stayed up until 2am on Beemaster & had to get up for work at 6am!
....You just might bee a redneck beek!!!
Let's hear everyone's ...you just might be...
LOL hope it made ya laugh!