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Irwin
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« on: November 24, 2009, 07:14:54 AM »

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
a dinner with her parents.
 
 
 Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first
time. 
 
 
 
 The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy,
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
 
 
 
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
 
 
 
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door.  'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!'
 
 
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. 
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.  Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
 
 
 
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist.'
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 11:40:04 AM »

Good One! banana devil banana devil banana devil
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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 12:05:20 PM »

funny,

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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 01:51:59 PM »

 lau

Irwin, I love your new avitar!!
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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 08:51:22 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 02:25:00 AM »

 lau

Its a good thing that the pharmacist was not her mum

Mick
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On the outer Barcoo where the churches are few,
   And men of religion are scanty,
On a road never cross'd 'cept by folk that are lost,
   One Michael Magee had a shanty.

Now this Mike was the dad of a ten-year-old lad,
   Plump, healthy, and stoutly conditioned;
He was strong as the best, but poor Mike had no rest
   For the youngster had never been christened,
A BUSH CHRISTENING - A.B. "Banjo" Paterson http://www.middlemiss.org/lit/authors/patersonab/poetry/christen.html
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 05:55:40 PM »

I sure remember how scared I was my first time...it was dark and I was alone.
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Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2009, 08:54:11 AM »

classic. evil
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