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Author Topic: World's Shortest Fairy Tale  (Read 901 times)
beecanbee
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« on: November 21, 2009, 07:10:40 PM »

 
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and didnt invite people he didnt like to his BBQs and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and wore whatever he wanted whenever he wanted and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end
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Paul

I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. Smiley

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 11:41:06 PM »

I have to say beecanbee, I read all your jokes and they are very, very funny. A few off color, but very funny grin grin
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 06:03:13 AM »

Why, thanks for that....  my little secret, is that these jokes come to me via a bloke in Australia - and the ones that are off-color have generally been cleaned up a lot before I pass them on.
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Paul

I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. Smiley

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 09:06:02 PM »

lol
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2009, 09:08:48 AM »

 Wink mine let me keep socks with sandals (as long as they're argyle.) I can't complain.
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be happy and make others happy.
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