The Sheriff in a small town walks out into the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots. So he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking the cowboy up, the sheriff asks, "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"
"Well, it's like this, Sheriff," the cowboy explained. "I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to out to her motor home with her. So I did.
"We do inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull of my pants, so I did.
"Then she pulls off her undies and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did.
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now, go to town, Cowboy!!'
And here I am."