From my experience with 4 boys:
I raised a full house, 3 boys and 2 girls, in that order.....3 of a kind and a pair make a full house, right?
I don't know about baseballs, but stuffed animals and ceiling fans are fun.
It is possible to pee on the toilet. Not just on the seat, but ON THE TANK.
Beer, Apple Juice, and Urine all look the same when in the bottle, only 2 taste the same. If your child offers you a drink from his pop bottle be aware it's not apple juice or beer.
You're not having fun unless somebody is crying.
You CAN catch a racoon by the tail.
My older brother and I actually did this several times while teenagers, he still has scars on his wrists where they bit to daylight. Looking a the moon through your the hole in your brothers wrist is assume
It is better to walk 30 feet to pee in the yard rather than 10 feet to the bathroom.
Fruit trees aren't for that stupid fruit stuff, but for climbing.
Having been raised on a farm it is only natural to water the foliage when the pressure builds up. It's much easier on the boys than the girls but that doesn't stop them either.
Anything is a sword. Or gun.
Thankfully they haven't heard about the brake fluid thing. yet .
a parent must learn that all chemicals should be under constant lock and key. My older brother and I collected salt peter, charcoal, and sulfur from which we manufactured black power, poor quality but enough to remove our house and the surround neighborhood from with in the city limits. Luckily my father discovered it before it met with a spark. As for some of the ohter thinks we concocted from house hold chemicals....I let your imaginations run rampet.
2 .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
Something to use to fire up the old smoker.