Men who is your real Friend

[Keith13]

This  really works...   just try this  experiment:

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car at the same time for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you? 

Keith

[Scadsobees]

You said that it really works...

...I assume that you are writing this from the hospital?

[vermmy35]

For me its neither, the dog loves the wife and would just as soon bite me than look at me.

[hankdog1]

Can't complete the experiment don't have a wife.  lol So i guess by default the dogs win.  Of course having 9 of them and keeping bees might be a good reason why i'm still single lol.