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« on: November 10, 2009, 03:59:21 PM »

The Love Dress,

 A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She
 knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was
 shocked to see her daughter-in- law laying on the couch,
 totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
 perfume filled the room.
 
 "What are you doing?" she asked.
 "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from
 work," the daughter-in- law answered.
 "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law
 exclaimed.
 
 "This is my love dress," the daughter-in- law
 explained.
 "Love dress? But you're naked!"
 
 "Mike loves me to wear this dress," she
 explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he
 sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and
 ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of
 me."
 The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she
 undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the
 lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for
 her husband to arrive.
 
 Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
 laying there so provocatively.
 
 "What are you doing?" he asked.
 
 "This is my love dress," she whispered,
 sensually.
 "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
 
       HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2009, 05:30:24 PM »

 lau lau lau
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2009, 09:23:12 PM »

ROFLMAF!!!
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