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House Bee
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Location: Kamogawa, Chiba Japan

« on: November 03, 2009, 08:16:40 PM »

An older lady was lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.   So, off to the pet shop she went.  She searched and searched, but none of the pets seemed to catch her interest - except an ugly frog.  As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked closely and she thought that he had winked at her. 

She got closer and indeed - He whispered, “I’m lonely too.  Please buy me and take me home – and you will never be sorry.” 

The old lady figured what the heck!  She hadn't found anything else, so she bought the frog.  She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.   

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her “Kiss me and you won’t be sorry you did!” 

So! The old lady figured, what the heck, and she kissed the frog.  Immediately, the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

And, the prince very passionately returned the old lady’s kiss. 

Suddenly, the old lady felt that she was transformed from his kiss. Now, can you guess what the old lady turned into?   




Why, she turned into the first motel that she could find!  After all, she was just old, not dead!!! 


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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 03:51:47 PM »

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