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« on: October 28, 2009, 06:54:19 PM »

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.
''What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so
I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a
sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days
at the Smiths and nobody offered me a danged thing.'
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 08:11:46 PM »

 cool grin evil
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 09:49:18 PM »

LOL...

(But did the statue then move and accept the beer?)   Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 11:04:30 PM »

funny funny funny!
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 07:41:40 AM »

wow, way to not flip out.
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 11:30:32 PM »

 evil grin evil
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