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« on: October 23, 2009, 04:32:41 PM »

Better than a Flu
Shot! 

  Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness

And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...

As he sat facing her old  Hammond 
organ,

The young minister

Noticed a   cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled

With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!

When she returned

With tea and
scones,

They began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity

About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?

I was walking through

The Park a few months ago

And I found this little package on the
ground.

The directions said

To place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
 

If you don't send
this

To five GOOD
friends

Right away

There will be

Five fewer people

Smiling in the
world.
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2009, 11:10:46 AM »

LOL
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that's me - setting a phoenix free


« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2009, 04:33:14 AM »

HA!
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be happy and make others happy.
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