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Offline Keith13

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Deer camp
« on: October 22, 2009, 12:41:06 PM »
Dave was attending his hunting club's monthly
 meeting and had just told them he couldn't make
 the hunting trip scheduled for the next day because
 his wife wouldn't let him go.
 After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks
 from his fellow hunting buddies Dave left to go back
 home to his wife.
 When Dave's friends started arriving to set up camp
 the next day, who should be there but Dave sitting in
 front of his tent, beer in hand, camp oven roast stewing
 away in a hot bed of coals.
 "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?"
 "I didn't have to" was Dave's reply.
 "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down
 in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my
 wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
 When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in
 a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me
 into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever
 you want."
 So here I am!


Offline 1reb

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Re: Deer camp
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 08:01:20 PM »