If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one..
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in
need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks
about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservatie doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like
he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh..
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
Which are you?